you mean more to me than gold and diamonds mean to the greediest burglar




if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

my bed is so comfy i want to die here

Wonder Women #613

Wonder Women #613

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

diamonddoges said: why are you so thirsty

this post was actually aimed at you im glad senpai noticed me

today was really nice but now i feel lonely and need someone warm to let me use them as a pillow


Damn who nominated Luke to do the ice bucket challenge


after u watch the anaconda video


i love myself tbh im great


Me as a mother


professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…