everyone is being so nice today my mom said i look pretty and max said i look really good and this random lad asked if i was single and this other lad checked me out at the bus stop and another woman at the bus stop said i smell nice and she hopes good things come my way and a woman at mcdonalds said i look lovely and like four people on snapchat said they hope i have a nice day im not sure why everyones so lovely today but its nice

ginsengandhoney:

some gen1 favorites

ginsengandhoney:

some gen1 favorites

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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the lady in front of me on the bus smells like kebabs and sweat

casualbutthole:

Right before going down on a man, look him straight in the eyes and go “mmmmmmmmMMMLLEEEETSS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBLLLLEEEEEE” and then powerslam yourself right on to his dick. Guaranteed 100% sexy, your man might instantly come. I like to call this move “FINISH HIM”,

where do you live in england?
Anonymous

walsall smh 😕 its near birmingham

neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

longjohnsylveon sonicunleashed sneakybutthole i had a dream that the four of us bought a bungalo and nash grier and his friends were there and we kept making him cry so he reported our blogs

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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i want u to crush my head between ur thighs
Anonymous

max is this u youve said this to me on multiple occasions