everyone is being so nice today my mom said i look pretty and max said i look really good and this random lad asked if i was single and this other lad checked me out at the bus stop and another woman at the bus stop said i smell nice and she hopes good things come my way and a woman at mcdonalds said i look lovely and like four people on snapchat said they hope i have a nice day im not sure why everyones so lovely today but its nice
some gen1 favorites
did you just say the n word?
Right before going down on a man, look him straight in the eyes and go “mmmmmmmmMMMLLEEEETSS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMBLLLLEEEEEE” and then powerslam yourself right on to his dick. Guaranteed 100% sexy, your man might instantly come. I like to call this move “FINISH HIM”,
my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour
"your wings are too big"